It starts out as an ordinary day. Then it happens. You lay eyes on a woman who is mysterious, erotic, sultry, a rare beauty. What can you do to get her attention? Your standard pickup line doesn't have a chance to attract a woman and meet a woman of your dreams. You are going to have to turn it up a notch. It's time to think fast, before this fish swims away. You have only moments before your window of opportunity closes forever. Then it comes to you, the most perfect idea to make this woman fall for you. You surely are a genius to be able to think so fast on your feet. It's just unbelievable how expertly your mind works in times of pressure. How do women resist you at all, with your lady killer instincts. But enough already. You can do the self adoration thing later. Now you need to focus and put your plan into action. So tell me, what WAS the most outrageous thing you did to meet a woman? Finding French to Attract Woman You approach her on the street. Looking confused and needy, you use your best French accent and say Bonjour ma belle, ou est la boulangerie, aahh coafee showppe sil vous plait. (hello beautiful, where is the bakery/coffee shop please). After a few more mercis and excusez moi"s later, she is walking you to the nearest Starbucks. Ogling at Office to Attract Woman You have been secretly attracted to a co-worker. You hear that today is her birthday. As you pass her in the hall, you say "Happy Birthday", gently press her up against the wall, kiss her on the mouth, and keep walking. Goin Broke for the Beauty to Attract Woman You find yourself alone in the elevator with a bombshell. You pull out your checkbook, and write a check for a million dollars made out to the most beautiful woman in the world. In the notes/reason line, you write for one smile and hand it to her. Chocolate and Charming to Attract Woman You jump on the treadmill next to her. You place a chocolate kiss on the ledge of her treadmill. You look at her seriously and say If you race me and win, a kiss is yours. Fearful Flyer to Attract Woman After boarding the plane, you see a beautiful woman reading a magazine in her seat. You tap the gentleman sitting next to her, and say softly to him, Excuse me, but my wife is extremely fearful of flying, would you mind switching seats with me so that we can be seated next to each other. She overhears your comment, but is confused as to who you are talking about. Before she realizes that you were referring to her, youre safely tucked in your seat next to her with safety belt in place. Don Juan Dancer to Attract Woman You see her in the grocery store. You pluck the flower out of the flower bouquet in your cart, stick it between your teeth, grab her by the hand and waist, and start doing the tango. Singing for a Smile to Attract Woman You are in the bookstore, you grab her hand and break out into song with Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton. |
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